Speechless

The Sun UK has a collection of dumb celebrity quotes today......I read them and thought, "And THESE people get paid bajillions of money.....maybe if I dumb myself down, I too could be a millionaire? Yes? No?" :

Charlotte Church : "I love being in America." (while on stage in Toronto)

Jessica Simpson : "Twenty-three is old. It's almost twenty-five, which is, like, almost mid-twenties."

Tom Cruise : "I love kids. I was a kid once, myself."

Paris Hilton : "I hate dead people."

Liam Gallagher(from Oasis) : "If I saw an alien, I'd tell it to fuck right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have The Beatles of any decent fucking music."

Greg Norman (professional golfer): "I owe a lot to my parents - especially my mother and father.”

Alicia Silverstone : "I think the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

David Beckham (about his son, Brooklyn) : “We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."